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Dawn 'Double D' DaMico
Well to be quite honest, I'm not sure anyone saw this coming. After the Toronto Raptors fired Apollo Thunderstorm as head coach, they hired a woman. That's right, we aren't making this up. Dawn DaMico (pictured left) was hired as head coach of the Toronto Raptors earlier this evening. When Raptors owner Clay Cootz announced Dawn as head coach there was literally a complete and utter silence amongst the entire press conference. The silence was only broken when Ms. DaMico entered the room and there were several wolf calls and whistles emitted from different men (and women) who were present. Ms. DaMico answered a few questions that I and my fellow reporters had. The first being, does she feel any intimidation being the only female head coach in the league. Ms. DaMico replied by saying, "No. I'm not intimidated by men in any way shape or form. I'm a beautiful woman, they are intimidated by me. Besides, I'm not just the only female coach in the league but also the VERY FIRST female head coach in the history of the Tipton National Basketball Association. I plan to make a huge mark in the game of basketball, but to do that I first have to turn this sorry bunch of rejects into a winning basketball team and make a respectable franchise. I'm not just a pretty face and a good lay. I know the game of basketball better than anyone else in this league. I won three state championships in high school, started at guard for the University of Connecticut for four years, and coach the Milwaukee Bucks D League team for the passed three years." Ms. DaMico was definitely not short of words. We shall see if these words will be backed up this week when the Raptors face the Hornets and Ms. DaMico makes basketball history.
Roster
Derrick Rose
Grant Hill
Ray Allen
Gilbert Arena
Trevor Ariza
Brendon Haywood
Ben Gordon
Jason Richardson
Nate Robinson
Shawn Marion
Shane Battier
Nene
Shannon Brown
David Lee
Ricky Rubio
Grant Hill
Ray Allen
Gilbert Arena
Trevor Ariza
Brendon Haywood
Ben Gordon
Jason Richardson
Nate Robinson
Shawn Marion
Shane Battier
Nene
Shannon Brown
David Lee
Ricky Rubio